The Free Land of Nanti Zhoosh is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Julian and Sandy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.701 billion Nanti Zhooshians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bona Parle. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Nanti Zhooshian economy, worth 91.2 trillion Omi palones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 33,760 Omi palones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Omi is a protected species, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, Julian and Sandy has just been declared ruler of Nanti Zhoosh in an international press conference, and Nudity has been named as Nanti Zhoosh's national religion. Crime is totally unknown. Nanti Zhoosh's national animal is the Omi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nudity.

Nanti Zhoosh is ranked 149,493^rd in the world and 33^rd in Mum for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 585.51 on the Gilded Widget Scale.